Murder Made to Measure

From 7 to 70 and beyond - our entertainments can light up any birthday occasion!  Children love our murders and no, we don’t make them too gruesome!  Everything we do is designed to cater for your audience and everything we do is in ‘the best possible taste’

Birthday Parties

Erudite and charming, comic and entertaining, raunchy and rude, serious and informative - whatever style of speaker you require we can use our network of contacts to identify the perfect orator to complete your dinner.

Ghost Stories

Our premier products!  We have murdered in hotels, conference centres, marquees, everywhere - even on a narrow boat!  We were even asked to murder the President of The USA - only the Secret Service wouldn’t play! We can enhance your own arrangements or create your whole event from scratch. Budgets can never be too big and very rarely too small!

Murder Dinners & Parties

Juggler or singer, card-sharp or magician, face-painter or artist, for all ages from child to grand-parent.  Brighten your party go with a table entertainer or a stage artist.

Party Entertainers

Puppies aren’t just for Christmas and Ghost Stories aren’t just for Hallowe’en!  We can add a chilling moment to your party or dinner!  These are performances, not readings and we guarantee to scare your guests witless, but leave them laughing!  Stock stories or written just for you - the choice is yours.

Corporate Entertainment

Product launches, client hospitality, staff get-togethers, team building, training?  What better way to make a statement than by bringing in our event team!  We worked for companies large and small creating corporate entertainment that brings the right results!

After Dinner Speakers

And so much more…..!

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